I broke my... wait are we going swimming?

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Are You A Zombie?

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  I broke my... wait are we going swimming?

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  Ummm, mom...what are you doing with Uncle Ted?

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  I'll just stand here and you pretend I don't exist...

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  mommy can i play too?

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  OH! OH YEAH!! HARDER!!! FASTER!!! Uh oh! Hey, BOY, GO BACK TO BED!!!

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  Could be his sister...

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  Damn she looks pretty hot. And she's wearing a thong.

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  MOMMY WHAT HAPPENED OUR FACES!!!!